We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My balls are so social today.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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