I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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