this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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