quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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