Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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