I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
