so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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