I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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