we're blogging at a bar
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
MIDGETS
????
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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