it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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