If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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