Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
what day is it and did you see me today?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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