My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Boobs speak an international language.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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