dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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