so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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