We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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