should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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