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(805): View more from California

So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

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(815): View more from Illinois

yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.

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(914): View more from New York

His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh

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(352): View more from Florida

To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.

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