weddingsv make me drug and hornr
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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