yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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