so that wasnt chicken after all
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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