bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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