GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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