my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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