It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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