well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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