does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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