Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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