Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All the doctor said was why
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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