I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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