i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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