bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?