Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical http://tfl.nu/uh4w
  Replies (141) Good night (4162) Bad night (2119) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts. http://tfl.nu/4sqd
  Replies (95) Good night (21075) Bad night (1262) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She tied me up with her honor cords...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): She tied me up with her honor cords... http://tfl.nu/y0v2
  Replies (29) Good night (10908) Bad night (853) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me http://tfl.nu/k37i
  Replies (8) Good night (3403) Bad night (621) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  "Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): "Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW? http://tfl.nu/ng2t
  Replies (18) Good night (3869) Bad night (1067) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed. http://tfl.nu/zkih
  Replies (11) Good night (849) Bad night (2408) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives. http://tfl.nu/qq5e
  Replies (22) Good night (4412) Bad night (778) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  oh and then you called a time out with your penis

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): oh and then you called a time out with your penis http://tfl.nu/pj7g
  Replies (8) Good night (1961) Bad night (815) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. http://tfl.nu/v9rp
  Replies (2) Good night (2428) Bad night (637) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho. http://tfl.nu/pobq
  Replies (9) Good night (1530) Bad night (395) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why http://tfl.nu/bkyw
  Replies (8) Good night (1124) Bad night (682) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (351): View more from Massachusetts

  I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (351): I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh. http://tfl.nu/v1ee
  Replies (1) Good night (836) Bad night (287) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle. http://tfl.nu/u8g2
  Replies (4) Good night (257) Bad night (950) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea http://tfl.nu/3xzx
  Replies (1) Good night (628) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Turn on the Discovery Channel

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Turn on the Discovery Channel (586): Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting http://tfl.nu/ex8r
  Replies (6) Good night (530) Bad night (233)

Randomize