I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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