this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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