I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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