so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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