So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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