I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
did i just pee glitter
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
