it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
