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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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