Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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