he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You were trust falling into bushes
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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