whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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