i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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