just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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