I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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