Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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