Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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