I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize