She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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