We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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