i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
If I die, sorry about rent.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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