And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Best friends brother. Beat that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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