Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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