He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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