my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
don't judge my taste in strippers
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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