I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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